Interesting. So instead we're to believe science, which says that billions of years ago some random super-bolt of lightning smacked some perfect mixture of primordial ooze to create the very first amino acid, the building block of cells.
Except that first amino acid wasn't enough; no, more super-bolts of lightning randomly smacked more primordial ooze patches to create the twenty or so amino acids necessary to form even one protein molecule.
Exept that first protein molecule wasn't enough; no, thousands more super-bolts of lightning randomly struck thousands more globs of primordial ooze to create the thousands of amino acids necessary to form the thousands of proteins necessary to form even one single-celled organism.
Except a bunch of amino acids wasn't enough; no, the right combination of thosuands of amino acids randomly formed a committe and decided to self-organize into a tremendously complex single-celled organism. Ok, so now we at least have an organism.
Except a single-celled organism wasn't enough; no, science then tells us that an organism somehow survived and reproduced itself (because it was the fittest primordial single-celled organism, of course). Yet that reproducing/fittest organism randomly screwed up the reproduction process somewhere along the way and mutated into a slightly different organism. Ok, now we have at least two different organisms.
Except two organisms wasn't enough; no, those organisms had to continue to randomly mutate and mutate and mutate over millions of years until the right combination of cells randomly incorporated as a organization in the State of California to form the first multi-celled organism. Ok, now we have at least one multi-celled organism.
Except one multi-celled organism wasn't enough; no, this entirely random process went on and on and on for millions and millions of years until we arrive at the world we live in today.
Makes perfect sense.
Conclusions?
1. Somehow I think a cosmic Jewish zombie seems more plausible than science's admittedly conjured and tremendously improable story (science admits they don't know how it all started).
2. Somehow a cosmic Jewish zombie gives more meaning to my life than tremendously improbable randomness.
